[Originally Posted 28-Apr-05]

Last night my daughter, Isabelle, says to my wife

Mommy, what do chamelions do when they get mad?

(no I don’t know where she gets these questions, but that doesn’t stop me from having fun)

I promptly replied:

They spit corrosive venom that eats your flesh, causing you to die slowly over hours in agonizing pain.

She looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said; Daaaaaaad…… cut that out… And then laughed…

It was a proud moment for me.

(hmmmm… I wonder what chamelions actually *do* when they get mad – change color I guess….)