[Originally Posted 28-Apr-05]
Last night my daughter, Isabelle, says to my wife
Mommy, what do chamelions do when they get mad?
(no I don’t know where she gets these questions, but that doesn’t stop me from having fun)
I promptly replied:
They spit corrosive venom that eats your flesh, causing you to die slowly over hours in agonizing pain.
She looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said; Daaaaaaad…… cut that out… And then laughed…
It was a proud moment for me.
(hmmmm… I wonder what chamelions actually *do* when they get mad – change color I guess….)